Daily Mail Reporter Gets Fired For Calling "Bachelor In Paradise" Contestants "Vapid Cunts" And Forgetting To Delete It

Oh man.  Classic throwback to one of the best mistakes in writing history.  Inexperience Faces Green Wave Soccer.

“Dixon sucks donkey dicks and doesn’t wipe the shit off before practice,”  Impossible to read that and not laugh out loud.

Long story short some jokester in the newsroom was fucking around and the overworked, overwhelmed editor and understaffed paper didn’t check it all the way through before rushing it out by deadline.  Thus, Dixon sucks donkey dicks and doesn’t wipe the shit off before practice made the final edition.  Wasn’t good for Dixon and definitely wasn’t good for the paper.

And that was old school newspaper writing with an actual editorial system.  This is 2018 online “journalism” (feels dirty calling the Daily Mail that – it’s blogging.)  Where being first is more important than being accurate and writers paid by article and/or pageview counts churn stuff out as fast as possible to make a living.  No surprise when more and more stuff slips through the cracks.

Now having said that, you should probably be self-aware of that fact, and not write jokes in your articles, such as calling people “vapid cunts.”  Like this is a pretty preventable incident.  It’s not getting a fact wrong or wrongly attributing a quote or messing up a score.  You typed “vapid cunts” with your fingers into the official draft that would eventually go live on your website. That’s on you.

But let’s not lose sight of what’s important here at the end of the day.  Bachelor In Paradise contestants are vapid cunts.